If your biggest gripe about football season is your man’s beer gut, pizza-stained sweat pants, and crappy beer selection, maybe you just need a change of beverage. We firmly believe that wine makes everything better, even a Sunday afternoon in front of the tube. Drink a few glasses, and his beer gut will magically shrink, the sweat pants will become less revolting, and football will suddenly be fun to watch. Show up at the next game-day party with a nice bottle, and tie this cool bottle tag to the neck—it’s sure to produce a smile from even the most slovenly Bud Lite drinker. Made of wood and paper with a ribbon hanger, this tag is the perfect topper for the universal gift of refreshment.